Need a durable good for less than a month?

Name it, it's 100% free!

You probably just saw us on TV or read about us in the newspaper! Borrow something this spring...! 

Impressed with our original press...? You will be with our service! The OWNer-ship has sailed!

THE FINE PRINT: In order to get something 100% free you must... 

  1. believe us! (if you don't ask Kyle, or Daniel)
  2. request your first item within 48 hours 
  3. (and then) ask for it on our wall
  4. (and then) provide a valid shipping address in the continental USA (not on facebook)
  5. agree to return it within 15 days in a condition reasonably close to the condition you received it (we will pay for shipping)
  6. choose something that weighs less than 50 pounds
  7. choose something that costs less than $500 new (or reasonably be "valued at" $500 or less) - your initial borrowing power is double to $1000 if you get your mother to vouch for you on Facebook. 
  8. acknowledge that the item may not be new & indemnify the lender 


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